The Gay Oracle Speaks! What Does the Future Hold for Your Favorite Gay TV Characters in 2011?

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on January 3, 2011

The Gayoracle™ has awakened from his Yoo-Hoo and Funyuns induced slumber, and is ready to use his mystical powers to bring you the dish on your favorite gay TV characters.

You're probably wondering "Oh great Gayoracle™, why are you revealing your visions now, and how do they manifest themselves?" The Gayoracle™ does not know why he was blessed with this power, but since so many AfterElton.com readers have asked for his help, he feels he must respond, even though usually when he sees his crystal visions ... he keeps his visions to himself.

While other seers use entrails from "common" animals, the visions from The Gayoracle™ are so powerful they require the innards of one mythical creature in particular.

Yes, it's true. Nothing aids visions better than great big gobs of greasy, grimy Flying Monkey guts

With the help of this mutilated monkey meat, the visions in the orb are starting to become clearer. While the power is at its peak, The Gayoracle™ will read and answer your queries about what the future holds for your favorite gay TV characters.

Behold! A vision is emerging!

Dear Gayoracle™: What is going to happen with 90210's Teddy in 2011? Everyone is whining that he's a "barely there" character, but so what? Just because a gay character is only seen two minutes every other week doesn't mean he's any less interesting. Stop complaining! - Eric van der Woodsen, New York City

The Gayoracle™ responds:

This will be a fascinating year for Teddy. He'll actually see his screen-time doubled ... to four minutes every other week. And after being outed to the school, he'll make the best of the situation by joining the Glee Club. Then things will take a very interesting turn when he meets new transfer student Kurt Hummel.