Watch! Five Things We Learned From The "Dallas" Reboot Trailer

Jordana Brewster, Josh Henderson, Linda Gray, Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy,
Brenda Strong, Jesse Metcalfe and Julie Gonzalo.

TNT has released the first trailer for the much-anticipated Dallas reboot. The show won't air until next summer, but there are a few things we can gleam from this early tease.

1. The "classic" cast looks great, especially 70-year-old Linda Gray, who must have Joan Collins' ... nutritionist.

2. Josh Henderson (who plays J.R.'s son) needs to shave that Chia face. J.R.'s offspring should not look like the twitchy meth head on the corner.

3. I'm starting a pool on how long it will take Jesse Metcalfe (who plays Bobby's son) to get shirtless. I'm thinking .... seven minutes.

4. With Jesse and that Annoying Dead Woman Narrator With The Sing-Song Voice, It looks uneasily like Desperate Dallas Housewives.

5. If ratings slip, there's always that magical shower. It was golden the first time!

Now that this hoary chestnut is being revived, what other classic soap would you like to see revived/