Seven Things We Learned (Or Didn't) About Matthew Bomer on "Watch What Happens Live"

Oh, the things I'll do to for Matt Bomer.

The White Collar star stopped by the Bravo Clubhouse last night for a live chat session with co-star Tiffani-Amberless-Thiesen and cross-eyed Andy Cohen (oh don't get on your high horse, if Kathy Griffin can call him that to his face, I can use it, too).

I'm not sure what I was expecting. I tune in to Watch What Happens Live occasionally (when there's someone on who's not one of those Housewives), and it's sometimes entertaining and sometimes awkward and embarrassing.

A side note — my favorite episode was when Jackee Harry and fabulous Southland star Regina King had a 227 reunion. Unfortunately Regina had begun the WWHL drinking game well before the show started, and was quite snockered by airtime. I'm not sure how drunk she was, but if you get to the point that Andy's eyes look uncrossed, you've probably had enough.

Anyway, Matt and Tiffani were great sports through Andy's blather, as well as during the After Show livestream, and even though Matt is notoriously private about his personal life, we actually did learn a few things about the man you voted #15 on the 2011 AfterElton.com Hot 100.

7. He can do a pretty good cheer.

6. He played a male prostitute on A Guiding Light and older women seem to have a thing for him.

5. He rocks the Clark Kent shades, but I have a sneaking suspicion there were no lenses in those glasses, and he was just mocking us with his "I'm a hot nerd" look.

4. He seemed to enjoy the Anderson Cooper bit. Actually, Matt and Anderson have a lot in common: They both live in New York City , and ... well, I guess that's it.

3. He can recognize a hairless Joey Buttafuco.

2. He's "not afraid to freeball it." That alone was worth putting up with the inanity of this show.

1. Actually, that's about all we learned.

Nothing came up about his private life, so we'll have to make do with the fact that we now know he's a four-eyed, freeballing expert at 90's trivia.

That's more than we knew yesterday!

Bravo hasn't yet posted the video of the show itself, but here are some highlights and the After Show livestream in all of its Matt glory.