New Season of "Survivor" Includes No Half-Naked Beautiful People. Kidding!

There is a reason we've yet to see Survivor: Northern Canada and that's because CBS and host Jeff Probst surely realize that half the reason folks tune in to watch the show is for the bimbos and himbos swimming in tropical waters, doing challenges half-naked and for the occasional peek-a-boo moments. (Hey, how's it hanging Marcus?)

The cast for Survivor: South Pacific was just announced and it includes a bunch of beautiful people including a lingerie model who has been on the cover of Playboy, a former Miss Washington and a former Miss Eritrea. And several of the men are nothing to sneeze at either including:

Albert Destrade

Keith Tollefson

And here are some of the show's female beauties...

But the best news of all is that Survivor: South Pacific includes an out contestant. His name is Mark-Anthony Caruso and the 48-year-old New Yorker is a retired NYPD morgue detective.

Says Caruso about himself, "I call myself Daddy Bear. I'm older, wiser, and cuter, I guess. No, I'm kidding. I'm not cuter.''

On behalf of bear fans everywhere, we beg to differ!