"A-List: Dallas" Nabs Special Guest Appearance by Ann Coulter

Oh dear. Our friends over at the recently revamped NewNowNext (loving the site redesign) announced today that Logo's upcoming A-List Dallas will include a guest appearance by none other than Ann Coulter.

That's right, the right wing firebrand and GOProud's apparent muse will hang out on camera with the A-List: Dallas cast, one of whom happens to also be a GOProud member. Searching for something positive to say here so I'll go with, "That Ann Coulter sure has a trim little waistline!"

Sorry, that's all I got.

Well, this guest star announcement is sure to draw a lot of attention to the show. And who knows, maybe we'll see a kinder, gentler side to Coulter, the woman who once so famously called John Edwards a f*ggot. (Turns out not a f*ggot - just a total *sshole.) 

But as long as the producers are going for controversial casting, may we suggest a few guest stars of equal or greater appeal?

1. Hitler's reanimated corpse.

2. Kirstie Alley's former back fat

3. That ABBA Turd from Priscilla Queen of the Desert

4. Donald Trump's Alien Hair Symbiote

5. The one good eye those three Kardashian witches fight over.

Oh well, if the show can't nail down any of these more appealing guests, at least they have Coulter in the bag. Who/what would YOU like to see make an appearance on A-List: Dallas? Let us know in the comments!

A-List Dallas debuts on LOGO October 10 at 11/10 pm Central.

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OCTOBER 7th 5:00pm UPDATE: There's now a petition on Change.org demanding that Coulter's appearance on the show be nixed and that the reference to Coulter as "somewhat supportive" of gay rights be removed from NewNowNext's original announcement post.

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