"Warehouse 13" Episode 306 Picture Recap: "Chesticlese and the Mopey Elf"

Before we begin, let's provide a bit of background for those just tuning in to the show.

For the uninitiated, W13 is a top secret facility in South Dakota which houses rare and dangerous artifacts, such as Lewis Carroll's looking glass, Robin Hood's crossbow, and Rick Santorum's wet naps.

Secret Service Agents Myka Bering (Joanne Kelly) and Pete Lattimer (Eddie McClintock) are assigned to retrieve the supernatural items, with help from Warehouse director Mrs. Frederic (CCH Pounder), agent-in-charge Artie (Saul Rubinek), and hot flame-haired tech geek Claudia (Allison Scagliotti).

This season also sees the debut of new agent Steve Jinks (Aaron Ashmore), who has the ability to tell when someone is lying, and is the first recurring gay character on Syfy since Caprica's Sam Adama.

This week's episode of Warehouse 13 includes an appearance from Eureka's adorkable Douglas Fargo (Neil Grayston), and Steve relegated to the "B" story, which in this case stands for "boring."

Now let's follow the action ... in picture form, because there's no better way to appreciate the goofy awesomeness than with snarky captions!

Previously .... on Warehouse 13

Fargo and Claudia in the greatest TV crossover
since Dexter disemboweled The Real Housewives.

"Have I mentioned I was in the nut hou .... I mean the booby hos .... I mean an insane asy ... Oh forget it, I'm sure there's no reason why they're giving my cuckoo past a 'previously on'"

"Hey y'all! I'm the FBI agent who's really a leather-clad assassin working for a shadowy figure looking to infiltrate the warehouse. I'm pure, perky evil."

And tonight ..."Yes, I got everyone coffee. Well, except for Steve.
Cinnamon sprinkles reminds him of his dead sister."

"What's that? Actually, no, I'm not satisfied with my long distance carrier. And Fargo needs my help?"

Another day of filming ends at FratPad