"Supernatural" Recap: Meet the Starks

Open with a cocky real estate agent is getting ready to sit under one of those bee-hive dryers. Having seen all of the Final Destination movies, I know exactly how this is gonna end. And sure enough…

Still on the run from the Leviathans, Dean wakes from his Castiel – Amy Pond wet dream nightmare in an empty motel room. Don’t you hate it when the person you’re sleeping next to sneaks out? But judging from his obvious reaction, he is used to it. He simply reaches for his coffee whiskey and computer. Welcome to my life, Dean!

Soon, Sam comes back from his run. I am going to start a petition that no Winchester brother should be allowed to work out if he is wearing clothes. 5 episodes into the season, and we haven’t seen even a single ab.

“When you were out playing Lance Armstrong, I was working”

Evidently, two people, including Fried-hair lady, have died in freak accidents in the town of Prosperity, Indiana. So Thelma and Louise Winchester pack up their meager belongings and “Get your motor running…”

While Sam interviews the victims' families, Dean CSIs the salon and finds an ancient coin behind the bee-hive dryer machine. Meanwhile, a Dewey Stevens is getting himself nailed in the eye to the port-a-potty by a free floating ghost nail gun. Seriously, this is getting more and more Final Destination by the minute.

Dean finds yet another coin in the potty. This whole coin business seems a bit shady, if you ask me. A little hacking and googling and Sam finds that all the three victims were associated with a badass playboy millionaire Don Stark (James Marsters) - no relation to Tony Stark, another playboy millionaire – who seems to be making googly eyes at his cupcake-making assistant.