Supernatural Recap: "Sam vs Killer Klowns"

Open with a terrified Sam hiding behind a car. He keeps repeating the mantra “If it bleeds, you can kill it” over and over again. Then he looks out for his attacker and sees Fizbo the Clown.

Okay, so it isn’t really (Modern Family’s) Fizbo. But c’mon, who wouldn’t want to see that crossover?

Anyways, back to the episode, Sam rushes into a warehouse and locks himself in. But the evil clown somehow manages to open the door and come in after him. And as Sam tries to run away from him, we see that Fizbo is not alone.

How in the hell did li’l old Sammy get himself into this mess?

Cut to 60 hrs earlier. Dean and Sam are waiting by the payphone for Frank Deveraux to contact them. And contact he does, with the news that Fred Savage is a Leviathan (see, Modern Family ain’t that far behind) but they still got “dick on Dick (Roman)”.

And since they also have nothing on Dean’s baby-mama from last week, the Wonder Woman Lydia, and her tribe, Dean thinks they are better off working another case, because the whole thing is “creeping his cheese”.

So off to Kansas… but not before Dean lays down some ground rules, “No babies. In fact, no baby-mamas, no bars, no booze, no hot chicks of any kind.”

Sam is surprised, as are we, by these “rules,” but Dean also has an explanation for it: “You spawn a monster baby then see how quickly you wanna dive back in the pool.”

Point taken. Though, doesn’t it seem that the toll of losing someone so close to him (well… not close, but Emma still was his daughter) has affected Dean, and as always he “is fine and doesn’t wanna talk about it.”

Wichita, Kansas. The boys, now masquerading Special Agents Jones (Dean) and Johnson (Sam), check out the dead body at the local morgue and are informed that the man was killed by a Giant 30 ft. Pacific Octopus.

Only, it’s Kansas and Giant Octopi are a bit “rare” over there, so… we have a case everybody‼

The marks on the victim’s neck indicate it might be the work of a Vampire (Twilight, again?) and Dean claims the possible suspect could be an “Octovamp”. Or a “Vamptopuss”. Take your pick, I personally like Vamptopuss better.

The visit to the Victim’s widow is pretty standard, (no cold spots, no Sulphur smell, no Black smoke etc… the standard Supernatural victimology questionnaire) until she tells the Special Agents that she suspected her husband was dicking around with the nanny.

Of course, it gets very awkward very quickly after that and the guys leave, but not before we see the daughter standing in the stairs listening to their every word.

Outside, Sam gallantly agrees to check out… ehm, pay a visit to… the nanny because of Dean’s “rules”, but rules are meant to broken. Especially, since they aren’t sure if the nanny is hot or not.

A word to wise, Dean. Nannies are almost always hot. Just ask Jude Law. Or Chris Evans. (10 points if you get either reference.)

So Dean visits the nanny while Sam stays back to see whether it was the wife who helped the husband over to the other side.

The nanny informs Dean that she wasn’t having affair with her boss, because he was basically a dick. (Okay, you got me. I was just trying to see how many ways I could use “dick” without raising red flags!) And he blew his daughter’s birthday party at Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magic Menagerie, a (popular?) pizza chain for kids.

She also tells Dean that the daughter was always warning everyone about the monster in her closet… the usual kiddy stuff. But since Dean knows better, he asks Sam to talk to the kid and see if she has anything to add.