"Warehouse 13" Episode 307 Picture Recap: Steve and the Hot Knob

Before we begin, let's provide a bit of background for those just tuning in to the show.

For the uninitiated, W13 is a top secret facility in South Dakota which houses rare and dangerous artifacts, such as Lewis Carroll's looking glass, Robin Hood's crossbow, and Michele Bachmann's brain stem.

Secret Service Agents Myka Bering (Joanne Kelly) and Pete Lattimer (Eddie McClintock) are assigned to retrieve the supernatural items, with help from Warehouse director Mrs. Frederic (CCH Pounder), agent-in-charge Artie (Saul Rubinek), and hot flame-haired tech geek Claudia (Allison Scagliotti).

This season also saw the debut of new agent Steve Jinks (Aaron Ashmore), who has the ability to tell when someone is lying, and is the first recurring gay character on Syfy since Caprica's Sam Adama.

This week's episode of Warehouse 13 once again relegates Steve to the "B" story, which is fine, since it's more entertaining than the "A" story.

Now let's follow the action ... in picture form, because there's no better way to appreciate the goofy awesomeness than with snarky captions!

We start with Claudia and Steve traveling to Wisconsin in search of a doorknob artifact ...

"I just can't get over a handsome boy like you not married!"
*Actual Old Biddy quote.

"He's very ... picky'"
*Actual Claudia quote

"Well, your first edition Lovecraft is in mint condition and very rare, however the slight discoloration on the back cover will bring the price down. Also, it's angered Cthulhu, who will hunt you down and devour your soul."

"I don't know why our great uncle collected doorknobs, but if he we was alive today he'd have his own special on TLC"

"I'll bring something cold to drink, and I'll get you my niece's e-mail. She's single, too!"

" ..... Please Go Away Now ...."