Twitterwatch: Tweets From Our Favorite Celebrities, Is There a Gay Doctor In the House?

Here at Twitterwatch, we take the health of our favorite celebrities very seriously. So when one has an ache or a pain, we're there, ready to massage the pain away. So it's been a busy week for us, because there are a lot of hunky celebrities not feeling well.

Hottie Wilson Cruz is in need of medical care it seems. That, or he's trying out a really weird Twitter accent for some voice over work. I don't know whether to hope for the best, or send over Dr. Doogie.

Most of the time our celebrities aren't exactly ill, they're more beat up from the stresses of work, play, or maintaining their incredible bodies. It can probably be cured with a good massage therapist. Any volunteers for Nick Adams?

Of course, some injuries are more or less self inflicted, like when our FUB decided he wanted to play soldier. It's a rookie mistake, playing paintball in the middle of summer when you need to wear light clothes. Paintball is properly played in spring or fall, in fatigues, which give you some padding. Still, who wants to help Scott Evans play connect-the-dots?

I'm a little unclear from this tweet from Eureka's Colin Ferguson on whether at the hotel for Comic-Con he was still drinking at 5am when David Blue went running past on his way to the airport, or if David Blue was still drinking at 5am. Either way, one of them was headed for a hangover than only Dr. Doogie could cure.

On a sadder note this week, Ivy Bean, the oldest known Twitter user at 104 years-old passed away. She was silent for only a few hours before they announced her passing, but it was long enough for her followers to become concerned because she was so regular.

Next page: There was a lot of talk about hair.