Twitterwatch: Celebrity Identity Crisis Edition

I want Adam Bouska to airbrush me back to 1994.

Here at Twitterwatch we experience identity crises every week when we take thirty celebrities' disparate tweets over the course of a week and try and find a narrative. But when the celebrities themselves don't seem to know who they are, things get very meta and we start drinking before noon.

Sasha Roiz, who plays a same-sex loving gangster on Caprica, gets in touch with his younger self while supporting equality. I've often wished I lived somewhere NOH8 did a photoshoot, because I could use some of Adam Bouska's airbrushing myself. Sasha, he was hot enough without the help.

Meanwhile, Boy George weighs in on Lady Gaga/Madonna comparisons with a fairly succinct bit of logic - and we all play dress up to an extent. At least Boy George's desire to pretend has some sass.

As far as acting like people's perception of who you are goes, I have to admit that maybe I associate Mark Salling with his character Puck on Glee. Because I can't imagine Puck being up for this movie, much less willing to camp out to get in.

At least Eddie dressed for the occasion.

Eddie McClintock flew to Atlanta over the weekend for Dragon-Con to commune with his inner nerd. It's so far from the identity he has as a strapping leading man and sexy piece of man meat. 

As for the last Real World housemate I could stand, Mike Manning, he's having the ultimate crisis of conscience: What to do when lust attacks. The answer is that it's fun to corrupt people! And you'd be surprised how many people with innocent faces are already corrupted.

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