Watch! The "7 Deadly Sins" As God Intended - With Underwear Models

Fashion designer Andrew Christian has found a way to market his underwear line while teaching the lesson of the Seven Deadly Sins.

Hot guys and The Scripture? Everyone wins!

If they had taught this at Vacation Bible School, maybe I would have paid more attention.

Let's take a look at how successful each mini-epic is. Warning - There is no nudity, but you may want to take caution if watching at work!

Wrath

We start with Wrath, which shows our hot and sweaty heathen reacting to a bad breakup by wielding a baseball bat on some pictures and burning a photo. Hopefully those ugly sandals are next.

Does it work? Well, I believe the guy is angry. Even his hot buns are cross.

Gluttony

Gluttony is next. Pigging out? Whipped cream nipples? Suggestive banana consumption? Take away the model and you have the AE breakroom at lunchtime.

Does it work? Well, he certainly does look stuffed.

Vanity

I don't know who this Vanity model is, but he probably thinks this clip is about him.

Does it work? Well, it looks like an audition tape for the next A-List, so i'd say ... definitely.

Lust

Sex in a grimy dressing room? That doesn't say "Lust" as much as it says "Penicillin."

Does it work? Who would have thought Lust would be the least sexy clip.

Greed

Hey, sometimes we all need a helping hand ... or a few.

Does it work? Well, he does look like he has enough to go around.

Sloth

So Sloth is a hot guy waking up, downing a shot, and smoking a cigarette? Boy, have I misunderstood that word!

Does it work? Needed some nut scratching.

Envy

Schtupping up against a power grid probably isn't a good idea, but I guess seeing a hussy trying to take your man can lead to precarious situations.

Does it work? It definitely fills me with a desire to covet something.

Below you can see the complete version. So ... which Deadly Sin best describes you, and which would you like to experience?