Last Night's "Modern Family": "Halloween"

Last night's Modern Family Halloween episode featured Jesse Tyler Ferguson in a tight lycra Spiderman outfit and Claire going overboard to create a Dunphy House of Horrors.

My favorite moments? Cameron's "You had squeaky thighs. I lost a childhood!"

Gloria's attempts at proper English enunciation.

Hayley's hot Mother Teresa costume.

Mitchell: "I'm trapped in a men's room and all I have is a Spiderman suit.
Cameron: "Hot! Who is this?"

Jay's "This whole thing is a colossal fog cue."

Cameron: "That's a whole lot of complaining from somebody who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year!"

If you haven't seen the episode you'll find it below in all its spooky 22-minute glory. What were your favorite bits?